I’ve been very sad these past couple of months, and to becompletely honest, I am so sick of it.
The terms and conditions are as follows: 1. The main purpose of the contract is for the equal satisfaction of urges, both intimate and sexual of those involved. As such, emotions and feelings, excluding lust is prohibited. Safety and Protection is of utmost importance. Proper hygiene is expected from both parties. Roommate Agreement. The Roommate Agreement is a document drafted by Sheldon Cooper to which he and Leonard Hofstadter are signatories. The agreement governs their rights and responsibilities as friends and, formerly, roommates in Apartment 4A. The Roommate Agreement was first mentioned in The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem as the friendship agreement.
How To Write A Friendship Contract
You are responsible for your own happiness, so I have takencontrol of Mandi again, life got the best of her for a while, but I am back.Bubbly and happy, no matter what the circumstances are, or what life throws atme.
On a lighter note, I would love to share something with you.
Lets get started with the backstory…
One of my friends just got out of an extreme toxic relationship.She was lied to and deceived so many times, and now, like me, she has sometrust issues and major anxiety when it comes to the dating scene. She asked melast week, what do I think of a friend with benefits relationship. My answer: “Ifeel every girl has to have a “friends with benefits” relationship some time inher life, whether it is just to take the pressure of the dating extravaganza orit is not to feel lonely while you choose the single path for a while” it doesn't actually matter. All I think is this can be very therapeutic.
Here’s the thing; I love the people I surround myself withthese days because she took this a step further than I would. As far as Iunderstood, this “friends with benefits” relationship will be between her and avery good friend of hers, whom she’s known for so long and she can becomfortable with. So she decided she will draw up a contract! Haha this is soclever, I had such a laugh, but I have to give her props. This made my day.
THE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITSCONTRACT:
a.) Theparty of the first part Anonymous (duh) and the party of the second part Anonymousagree to enter into a friendship with benefits arrangement as described below.
b.) This agreement is defined as a physicaland emotional arrangement to engage freely in uncommitted casual sex from timeto time between the aforementioned parties who know each other, care about eachother, and can trust each other. The intent of this agreement is to relieve sexualfrustrations.
II. Acceptable Bedroom Activities (heretofore: “benefits”)
2.New position ideas always welcome!
4.A lot of foreplay shall be done!
5.All activitiesto performed and received in a respectable manner and not make either or bothparties uncomfortable
III. Acceptable Outside the Bedroom Activities:
7.No handholdings or public affection are allowed.
IV. Regarding a third party:
8.Agreed onexclusively, no other sex partner during the time of which the contractupholds.
9.When a third party enters the picture, the contract of friend withbenefits will be automatically terminated.
10.What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas: what you get up to behindclosed doors are for your eyes and ears only. None of your other friends will be informed.
11.No publicknowledge BUT if you need to tell someone, the other party needs to approve ofwho the someone will be.
V. Breach of contract
12.If either of the aforementioned parties failsto comply with any or all of the Articles set forth in this agreement, adialogue will be opened and an appropriate punishment will be determined andagreed on that could result in but is not limited to the Termination of thisagreement.
VI.Termination of contract
13.Clause 1, 8, 9, and 10, and any of belowrules, will all be considered as valid reasons to terminate contract withimmediate effect. It will be done faceto face and with no hard feelings.
VII. Rules:
15.Always ayes, especially for new places
16.Physicalappearance must be obtained on a regular basis.
17.If contracthas to be terminated as in clause 13, clause 10 will still be active andappreciated.
18.Complimentswill be accepted and appreciated on a regular basis.
19.No sleepingover unless so good, it needs to be done again in the morning.
21.No clothesof buddy 1 will be borrowed.
23.Dirty talkis very welcome on regular basis, inside and outside bedroom.
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25.Honesty!!!!Enough said!
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27.High five ascelebration gesture is acceptable but only on mutual success.
28.When eitherparty is sick they will be avoided.
29.Regular once a month, negotiable meeting “gettogether” will be held to discuss and review of add-ons.
30.Mutual agreement for ending contract will bediscussed and agreed with both parties present.
I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did, it was so funny, but actually inspiring to see that she protects herself so much.